Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

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*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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Laugh.

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

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What did the snake say to the rat?

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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