- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

what did one sandwich say to another sandwich? nothing, sandwiches cant talk

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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