Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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what is racecar backwards in reverse

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

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Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

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Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

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404 Error: Joke not found

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Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

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A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

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Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

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what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

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What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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