- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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