Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

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Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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