why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Rebecca Black's career.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

No soap radio

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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