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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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class is canceled. My professor died.

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

What's big and long? My dick.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

Tim likes girls

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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