- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

Ron Paul for President!

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

i find your gravy quite lumpy.

What's 9+10? 19.

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

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