- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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