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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

What did the car do? CRASH!

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

what is racecar backwards in reverse

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

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