Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

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What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

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Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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A bar walks into a man

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Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

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Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

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A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

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What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

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Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

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Penis

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knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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