- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

No soap radio

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

what's the difference between a crocodile?

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

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