A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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What did the snake say to the rat?

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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