- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

The lion swallowed his pride.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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