Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

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A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

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Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

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What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

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Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

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how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

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A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

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Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

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my gramma died

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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