- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

women's rights.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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