Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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Runescape.

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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