Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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What couldn't the stereotypical pirate get into the movie? Well, considering that the stereotypical pirate existed in the sixteenth to eightteenth centuries and the first motion picture wasn't made until the mid to late nineteenth century, also the technology for time travel does not exist nor has it ever, I would have to derive that he was not let in due to the fact that there was no way for him to ever exist at the same time that a movie would have been playing.

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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You.

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

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Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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