- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

your going to die

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

The Holocaust

What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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