Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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Christians

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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