roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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Miscarriages.

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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69.9

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acuna

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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