How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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