Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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Wumbo

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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Whats 9+10? 19

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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