Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Jesus

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69.9

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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Chikin nuggets

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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