What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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You.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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your going to die

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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Obama.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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Good to see you today!

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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