A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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