What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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Robin, get in the car!

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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lol

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

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How about that airline food?

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

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Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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Im gay What about you

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Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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