What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

A hill billy went fishing

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

You know what's catchy? A cold

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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