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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple getting blow jobed by a giant squirrel

Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

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