- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

class is canceled. My professor died.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

A Serbian Film

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

What's big and long? My dick.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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