It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Chicken

wanna hear a joke? i dont

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

Justin Bieber.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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