- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

The lion swallowed his pride.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

You know what's catchy? A cold

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

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