What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

Sex education in Texas.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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