a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

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sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

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What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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What dosent kill you only makes you injured

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

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Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

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This is my favorite antijoke.

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being sober in a bar fight

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What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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