Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

A hill billy went fishing

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

You know what's catchy? A cold

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

The lion swallowed his pride.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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