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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

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What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

whats up and also down? your mum

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

An irish man walks out of a bar

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

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