- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Sex education in Texas.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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