- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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