What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Womens rights

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

What's two plus two? Window

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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