Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

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what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

Lil Wayne's rapping career

The GOV and the WHO?

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

An irish man walks out of a bar

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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