Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

why did katy fall off her bike?

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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