Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

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We are sorry for being so sorry, and apologize again for apologizing so much... Why wont you just let me apologize? Does this insult you? I apologize. HEY! STOP THAT! I SAID I WAS SORRY SORRY FOR BEING SORRY! FORGIVE ME PLEASE SORRY WHY ARE YOU DRAWING THAT KNIFE OUT OF THE... LISTEN I AM SORRY!!! From my book the boy that cried help too much: The help arrived and the boy was never seen again. TRIPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING! QUADRUPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING...ETC.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

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An Irish man, Scots man and a Welsh man walk into a bar. The barman says, "what is this some kind of joke?!" Peter, who lives in Cardiff, returned home, depressed that he is viewed as some sort of clown. It reminded him of when he was a school boy; a giant spot appeared on his nose. The kids just laughed at him. "Don't worry Peter" he said to himself, "It will all be over now... He later hung himself. His family have been informed.

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Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

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michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

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roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

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A man and a woman are happily married. The die

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Why don't traffic lights go swimming? Because they aren't sentient or animate, and therefore can't decide to undertake such an activity. Even if they were sentient, they wouldn't enjoy swimming as the water would damage their electrical works.

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Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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Anti Joke

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