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how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

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Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

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A bar walks into a man and the man walks into a watermelon then the watermelon walks into a black guy then the black guy walks into a piece of fried chicken then the piece of fried chicken walks into a hotdog then the hotdog walks into a wall then the wall walks into a horse then the horse walks into a jar of mayonaise then the jar of mayonaise walks into a can then the can walks into the bar

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Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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What do u say to someone u don't like? I thought I'd let u no tht I don't like u...

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Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

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Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

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What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

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How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

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What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

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poop

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Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

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What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

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