Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

A sober Amy Winehouse

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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