- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

whats up and also down? your mum

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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