- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

roses are red violets are indigo

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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