- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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