What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

A hill billy went fishing

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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