- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

why did sally drown cause she was black

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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