- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

Womens rights

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

What's two plus two? Window

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

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