Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

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Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven." The man nods nervously. St. Peter asks, "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

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A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

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-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

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Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

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A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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