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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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whats my name? Matt

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

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Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

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i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

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When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

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Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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